Step 1: Apply toy hammer to baby’s forehead.
Step 2: Laugh.

I think the kid is going to be OK. Their skulls are designed for that kinda thing, right?

ouch, dad, that smarts!!!, originally uploaded by MariaCampanita.

Think this is good? Watch a giraffe run…

Such an adorable baby!!, originally uploaded by lassoeire.

I wouldn’t dare make a keychain out of this little thing.

Baby Bunny, originally uploaded by Al Bar.

Engage puppy scowl!

Little piggy…, originally uploaded by *Glow*.

Babies can just sneeze and not cover their mouths because they rock. Don’t try this in the company of others — you can’t pull it off.

Funny faces of Shelsea, originally uploaded by July the perfect wife.

It was probably a hamster-wheel-related accident.

"I HATE that thing around my neck…" – poor Chmurka, originally uploaded by pyza*.

I told this cat it wasn’t a kitten anymore and so I couldn’t use its photo on OMGbabies. Obviously, that didn’t work.

What are you doing? take me picture?, originally uploaded by Wincy & Franco.

Whatever you do, just don’t take away that blanket…

TNT, originally uploaded by bonjerdo.

You’ve probably spent your whole life wondering what one of these looks like. Hopefully those tiny fingers didn’t disappoint. Hold on, little marmoset.

Baby Marmoset, originally uploaded by Eric Palmer.

This would probably be it. I bet it’d even have its own mini-Bowcaster.

Alfie, originally uploaded by Shardey1.